Glaktor Vlacktor's World

Space News

Planet Ob29322 was obliterated after the glorps were not careful with testing nuclear fission.

Fun Facts

Glaktor Vlacktor was born age 233 after Glip Glomp stomped out glip glip and Glaktor had to turn to a life of crime.

Galactic Log

BREAKING NEWS! Glaktor Vlacktor just escaped Galactic Prison and is rumored to be hiding with his best friend derik the fent addict!!

Glaxy Gas 20% OFF SALE!!

Glip Zorp Is Taking Over Vlacktor Vile

↸𝙹 y𝙹⚍ ∴ᔑリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ? h⚍⍑? i ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⊣╎⍊ᒷ 𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒷ 𝙹⚍ ↸𝙹∴リ ᔑリ↸ ⎓𝙹∷ᓵᒷ 𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒷリ⋮𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ リ𝙹 ᒲᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ᔑꖎꖎ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ 𝙹⚍∷ ⋮⚍╎ᓵ ᓵ𝙹ᓵꖌ 𝙹⎓⎓ 𝙹⚍ ↸ᒷ⊣ᒷリᒷ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ᓭꖎ⚍ℸ ̣

PET ROCK SALE!!!

PET ROCKS FOR SALE 39.99 + shipping + handling + storage upkeep + paid brake time for workers + air for truck tires + gas + customs fee + taxes

BEWARE WANTED!

DERIK WANTED FOR FENT / METH CONSUMPTION + DISTRIBUTION